Well, I dont think many men would like "the breeze." umm.. thats what some of my guy friends told me.

because its uncomfortable to cross our legs when sitting down, and everyone could see everything, -.-

because one,were not scottish,two its bloody freezing out there,and three…ive got knobbly knees??

There are goth guy skirts you could wear. They're long too.

Because their junk would hang out, plus they don't have the etiquette to wear one.

'Cause their gonads will get cold.